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Pick Up Lines 10 and if you killed


1) "If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in the hole?"
2) "If true, this is what you eat, I was in the morning."
3) "How do you like your eggs: boiled, scrambled or fertilized?"
4) "I was about to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face."
5) "There is a keg in your pants? Because I want to take donkey!"
6) "If your right leg on Thanksgiving and Christmas, the left leg, which could make was between the holidays?"
7) "I want to wrap your legs around my head and wear it like a sack of food."
8) "I touch your belly button can be .... From the inside?"
9) "Roses are red, violets are blue, we have sex."
10) "How to play lion tamer and? You hold the mouth open, and I will put my head on the inside."

Ten thing an unfaithful partner always say


1)  No weight gain, you look great.
2)  I will never lie.
3)  I never did hurt him.
4)  Nothing is further from the truth. I'm fine.
5)  I'm not ready for a boyfriend right now.
6)  I did not know you called.
7)  Size does not matter is how you use it.
8)  I do not think other men.
9)  I do not give head.
10) It's just a friend.

 

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